30 Second Dance Partyโ„ข merch

Secret Merch Drop

If you thought the buttons were great, get ready for the greatest dance party clothing in the history of dance party clothing. Performance party gear built for 24 to 240 hour non-stop dance parties.

On average, it improves party performance by 40โ€“60%*.

  • $5 off each shirt when you buy 2+
  • Free Shipping $45+

*Party performance is not a real metric. We did have one guy lose his shirt in a mosh pit though.

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The collection

Get $5 off each shirt when you order 2 or more.

  • Dance Dance Dance Shirt - Adult

    The model is 6'1", 190lbs and describes the Large shirt fit as "Perfect. Just a smidge longer than normal, which I like".

    $29.99

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  • Keep Calm and Party On T-Shirt

    The model is 5'7", 140lbs and describes the Medium shirt fit as a "Great fit".

    $29.99

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  • Keep Calm and Party On Tank Top

    The model is 5'7", 140lbs and describes the Medium tank fit as "Gun show worthy".

    $29.99

    Size
  • Pocket Shirt - Adult

    The model is 6'1", 190lbs and describes the Large shirt fit as "Great. I can keep this right? Also, can I let my gut out now?".

    $29.99

    Size
  • Dance Dance Dance Kid's T-Shirt

    The model is 6'1", 190lbs, and described the fit of the Small as "constricting".
    All sizes are Youth

    $24.99

    Size

    Youth sizes

A message from our CEO, Jam Sanderton

Thank you for purchasing a 30 Second Dance Partyโ„ข button. We have poured our heart and soul into bringing this button to life. We hope this piece of art will bring joy to you now, and for generations to come*.

*Button life has not been confirmed