30 Second Dance Party™
Secret Merch Drop
If you thought the buttons were great, get ready for the greatest dance party clothing in the history of dance party clothing.
Partiers all over the world have been complaining to us about the need for performance party gear that can hold up to the rigors of 24 - 240 hour non-stop dance parties. It's only taken us 15 years, but we have the first prototypes of our exclusive performance dance gear.
On average, this gear improves party performance by 40-60%*.
*party performance is not a real metric nor do we have any way to measure it. We did have one guy lose his shirt in a mosh pit though.
Free shipping on all orders over $40
(To the continental US. Sorry La Rinconada)
Get $5 off each shirt when you order 2 or more!
Dance Dance Dance - Adult
Dance in the front, party in the back
$29.99
Get $5 off each shirt + free shipping when you order 2 or more of any style!
The model is 6'1, 190lbs and describes the Large shirt fit as "Perfect. Just a smidge longer than normal, which I like".
Keep Calm Shirt - Adult
Some people just need a reminder
$29.99
Get $5 off each shirt + free shipping when you order 2 or more of any style!
The model is 5'7", 140lbs and describes the Medium shirt fit as a "Great fit".
Keep Calm Tank - Adult
Some people just need a reminder without sleeves
$29.99
Get $5 off each shirt + free shipping when you order 2 or more of any style!
The model is 5'7", 140lbs and describes the Medium tank fit as "Gun show worthy".
Pocket Shirt - Adult
Sometimes your party needs a pocket
$29.99
Get $5 off each shirt + free shipping when you order 2 or more of any style!
The model is 6'1", 190lbs and describes the Large shirt fit as "Great. I can keep this right? Also, can I let my gut out now?".
Dance Dance Dance - Kids
For that little dancer that loves to Dance AND Party.
$24.99
Get $5 off each shirt + free shipping when you order 2 or more of any style!
The model is 6'1" , 190lbs, and described the fit of the Small as "constricting".
All sizes are Youth
Free shipping on all orders over $40
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A message from our CEO, Jam Sanderton
Thank you for purchasing a 30 Second Dance Party™ button. We have poured our heart and soul into bringing this button to life. We hope this piece of art will bring joy to you now, and for generations to come*.
*Button life has not been confirmed